Gallifrey has officially won the universal game of hide-and-seek
No but I was scrolling rather quickly and I thought this was shaggy from scooby doo what
Listen, Mark and I, we had an arrangement where if you ever need me out of your hair, just give me a shout, OK?
apparently cambridge and some other universities do this thing called the great escape where students have 48 hours to get as far away as possible without spending any money
people have ended up in other parts of europe and america that sound fucking raw i’d be scared as hell
yeah when I was at Durham they had a similar thing called jailbreak and 2 of my flatmates went on it and ended up in Italy
okay, i understand that hitchhiking is a thing, but how do you get to AMERICA without spending any money? Were they literally stowaways?
reasons i tend to not talk
- people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
- i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
- people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
- i hate my voice
- i have something really mean to say
- i hate you
- i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
Best. Sentence. Ever. Always reblog.
Sums up the 50th - Christmas special… Be happy now, because we won’t be on Christmas.
A comic about why witches are stereotyped as riding broom:
Apparently once upon a time there was an ointment one could rub on a broom - that was most popular amongst herbalists (such as many witches) - that was a hallucinogenic. One would ride the broom for masturbating purposes and the ointment would be absorbed through the mucus membrane of the vagina and give the rider a sensation of flying.
Now you will never look at Quidditch the same way again.
But but but but, If he heard any of what was happening on the roof then what was with the ending and…..
I am so confused.
what is this
my brain is exploding
someone tell me this is drawn in there
or i will die of too many theories
Wait… excuse me? What is that in his ear anyway? o.O
I just checked and this isn’t photoshopped or anything. But… what is it?
oh my god.
What is that…
I checked as well, it’s definitely there originally.
I dont understand…what is this :s
Sherlock planted the earpiece on John
Sherlock had the other earpiece
He was going to wait until after John had ran to his fake dead body
and then he was going to tell John through the earpiece something along the lines of ‘i’m not dead, but keep going. a sniper has his sights on you’
but because John fell over and the earpiece fell out
Sherlock couldn’t tell him
Mother of God.
no it can’t
The last joke ever made on Friends.