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daddyfuckedme:

IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!

Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.

Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $132 dollar Lelo Alia as well.

If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products.

Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.

And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.

You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.

GOOD LUCK ;)

While I’ve regrettably moved on from ye olde porne shoppe, let me tell you, Lelos are TOP NOTCH QUALITY. They’re made of great quality materials, they’re rechargeable (no batteries required!) and I had at least 20 women tell me they’d gotten one over a year ago and it still worked like new. I have craved a Lelo since we first got them in.

BY WHICH I MEAN THIS IS A SUPER WORTHWHILE CONTEST YOU WILL NOT REGRET WINNING IF YOURE LUCKY ENOUGH TO DO SO.

sherlockandmoriar-tea:

sherlocksaysjawn:

kingmycroft:

imagine sherlock turning to drugs after mary and john start their family and one night he overdoses and greg finds him and he’s trying to wake him and he’s crying and asking why he did it, and all sherlock can say is, “I’m glad you’re here Greg.” And Greg just loses it because of all the times for Sherlock to remember his name it has to be when he’s taking his last breaths.

SHUT UP

WHY THE FRICKITY FRACK WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT

(Source: marksgatiss)

ivyblossom:

…and WHO’S to blame for the fighty incident about Sherlock’s voluminous knowledge of ash, the drunken flirting, the drunken groping, the falling asleep while speaking to a client, the vomit incident in a dead man’s flat, and ending up in a cell overnight? WHO, in the end, is responsible for your hangover?  Who, John?

NOT SHERLOCK. He tried to do it right. He really tried. He did his humble, chemical best.

You could have just estimated your volume of urine like a reasonable person, John. You could have. Sherlock probably had an app for that. But no. No, you had to mess with the science.

And you paid the price.

(Source: martyfreethrow)

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